Crispy's Corner

“Vietnam Brides International has teamed up with Diners Club to offer a payment plan for the women they sell, the first such partnership that I know of.  It’s basically a layaway plan for human beings, except you get the “product” before you even make the first payment.”

I don’t understand how this is legal.

Read the rest of the story HERE and HERE.

I don’t really celebrate it myself but for those that do, Happy Halloween!

So according to my handwriting, I like to run my mouth!  But I already knew that. However, most times I get into trouble because I tell too much of my OWN business!  According to this article,

“The letters a and o are the communication letters. Think of these letters as little mouths. When a ­writer’s a’s and o’s are open at the top, that writer likes to talk, and will find it difficult to keep a secret. When they are completely closed at the top, the writer is someone you can trust to take your secret to the grave. But when a ­writer’s a’s and o’s are distorted or unclear, trust not.  Writers with a’s and o’s that are open at the bottom are bottom feeders who will eat you up and spit you out.They communicate in such a deceptive and distorted way, that nothing they say is believable. Jeffrey ­Dahmer’s o’s and a’s were a sign of his voracious appetite for lying.”

“Slashes through a’s and o’s, known as “forked tongue strokes,” are signs of a conniving, scheming liar. Notice the slash in O. J. ­Simpson’s O.”

“O’s or a’s that are filled with ink indicate that the writer communicates in dark, muddied ways. Jack the ­Ripper’s muddied o’s in “bloody” convey the darkness of his message.”

Check out the msnbc website HERE for the complete article.

It’s kind of funny, my o’s and a’s are sometimes closed and sometimes open (at the top not the bottom!)  So my interpretation is that I like to talk but can still be trusted to keep a secret occasionally…

If anybody is still reading this blog, let me know what your handwriting says about yourself!

I was home early today so I got a chance to catch Tyra’s talkshow. Today was makeover day for working ladies who’ve let themselves go. Anyway, she gave one her guests a pair of CAMiLEON shoes that covert from a high heel to a low heel. So when you walk longer distances, you can go with the low heel, and when you get to where you got to be, you can snap that high heel back on!

Guess what’s on my wishlist this year? (hint… I like the Mary Janes)

CAIMiLEON Heels

Spotted over at www.passiveaggressivenotes.com

So work has been crazy busy… not including the freelance stuff that I do as well…

But I will be leaving next week for Antigua.   I’ll be maxin’ and relaxin’ for 10 whole days.  I’m glad I’ll be coming back on a Friday because I have a feeling I’ll need a vacation from my vacation and will need to rest up before I go back to work

Just been crazy busy. and tired.

In the meantime, amuse yourselves watching Ashanti “dancing”

or The Office bloopers

My new favorite blog … here’s a sample:

www.passiveaggressivenotes.com

Introducing… POOTIE TANG from I Love New York!

I know I’m way behind and the show is over but I had to post about this little ray of sunshine right here.

He can be the tang in my pootie. He lifts me up when I’m feeling down.

Go HERE for a Pootie Tang fix. (You have to sit through a commercial first)

My favorite part is when he takes dramatics to the next level and hurls himself down the stairs. Does that make me insensitive because I laugh uncontrollably over this clip?

Oh Pootie. Gotta love a man that waxes his armpits.

If you haven’t heard of Alexyss K. Tylor… well… let’s just say she compared the way men “ration the dick” to the way “government cheese” is rationed in the projects.

Check out RemixTV to hear more of Alexyss’ gems of knowledge.

I just realized that yesterday was the one year anniversary of Crispy’s Corner. A whole year of random thoughts, bad date stories, work stuff and youtube goodies. I’m surprised that I’ve never written about any of my bad roommate stories before…. Maybe next time.

Thanks to all those who take the time to drop by and visit.

I’m totally disgusted by these men but yet I can’t stop watching. I just finished watching yet another episode of Dateline’s “To Catch a Predator” Series. I don’t know why I always watch these episodes considering it’s pretty much the same thing everytime but still… these “men” never cease to amaze me with their excuses.

One guy drove 4 hrs for the possibility of having sex with a 13 year old. Another man had a wife that was 4 months pregnant as well as having two other little ones. Last week they caught an Assistant District Attorney who chose to shoot himself rather than to be arrested (and later died). This other guy was talking to the decoy about the Predator series and how it’s pretty funny but then he ends up on the show. I don’t think he found it too funny after that. Another guy claimed he didn’t know how old the girl was until the cops found a “Happy 13th Birthday” cake in his car (along with a bottle of Baileys and a rose).

If anybody is interested in being disgusted with how easy it is to get a grown man to attempt to have sex with a child, there is another episode next Tuesday.
(Dateline MSNBC website)

Enough smut for one night. I’m going to watch The Office now.

Sometimes I feel like this…