Crispy's Corner

I’m sure you’ve all seen those anonymous folks lurking around on blogs, youTube, messageboards or any other place where they can talk shit while hiding.  Not that leaving a nickname, like RiceCrispy for example, will reveal your identity but leaving a nasty comment as “anonymous” just seems punk-ish.

I’ve gotten some odd comments before but this one, by far, takes the cake.  It was left on my old blog (which has since been taken down) but I saved the comment because I knew one day, I would want to post it.  It was in response to this post.

“Crispy, you fucking mongoloid women are always having a go at black women, why don’t you all just fuck off and pick rice? Isn’t it enough that you fuckers are smothering the planet in your cheapness, seriously what the fuck is up your asses? You guys fuckin suck. What do you represent anyhow? Stinking msg flavoured porno whores and sluts, that’s all mongoloid women are known for. You’re all so average and the most common people on Earth. All you can do is copy other people, that’s why they don’t get anywhere in Hollywood etc, fucking eyesore to look at. Big fucking bug eyed heads and shitty flat bodies like a alien man. Gimped walk, you guys make the human race look retarded! No mongolid woman will ever rule the runway so why piss on Naomi Campbell? British vogue even did an article telling all other races of women to bow down to the black queen. The only reason people are the way they are to mongoloids is cos you resemble aliens and it freaks people out.

At least black women aren’t easily impersonated by men for fucks sake. And trust, me mongoloid men do not represent feminity!”

I’ve never been called a “mongoloid” before but I guess there’s a first time for everything.  And I like how he/she addresses me personally at the beginning but if you’re going to refer to me as Crispy, that’s MS. Crispy to you!

I guess because I mocked Naomi Campbell and Brandi (from CNTM) that this person felt I was had something against Black people and decided to have a go at the “Mongoloids.”  I will spare everyone the “some of my best friends are…” speech because frankly, I don’t need to justify shit.  I wish I was a “porno whore.” Then maybe I’d be make more money than I am now…  I kid! I kid!

On one hand, the ridiculousness of the comment is hilarious but on the other hand, it’s kind of sad that this a real person, running around loose on the streets.